Are Leggings Making Me Fat?
by:Bless Garment
2019-12-20
OK, I get it.The title is a bit deceptive.I realized that leggings didn\'t make me fat.I can\'t stop eating ice cream, which makes me fat.Instead of exercising, I wanted to take a nap, which made me fat.However, I have to admit that I think my leggings are causing my weight problems.I mean, it looks like a possible candidate if you\'re going to blame something.Let me explain. I\'m sure you will agree.
Let me tell you something about leggings.Their pants are very loose.I kindly call them \"elastic pants \".\"Do you know what\'s good with elastic pants?You will gain weight and they will not judge you.They stretch with you all the time.
The jeans are great but quite unforgiving.Even if you get that extension, they can only go so far.
Sales of teenagers have fallen...But the American public is gaining weight.Is this a coincidence?I think not.I also learned that the sales of leggings are sky-rocketing.
Encourage weight gain in our society?I think so!When I wear jeans, I know I can only make about 5 pounds...Maybe 10 if I\'m lucky.If I wear leggings, they will accept at least 15 lbs of weight gain before I start hearing stitched pop.If you can handle some of the main muffin top moves, these leggings still have some life if you exceed 15 pounds.Gasp!Chances are, you only spent $10 or less in any case.If one day they go bankrupt, that\'s it.
(P.S.If your leggings cost more than $10 and it\'s just some boring solid color, then you spend too much money.Just saying!
Oh, it seems that you have gained weight.Do you want a zipper now?Don\'t think so, fat man!
God, do we have to go to work again?Oh no, is it Susie\'s birthday today?You\'re going to have cake again, are you?Nope, I quit.I can\'t zip anymore.I am done.
It\'s okay, dear.I know you were hungry last week.It happened to the best of us.I bet most of this weight gain is just bloating anyway.Yes, I would be happy to receive you.
You don\'t want to do yoga today?Okay, that\'s cool.Of course, the pizza sounds good.I can hardly see a little more weight.
No, just no.Put the burger down now.
Oh yoga pants, don\'t think you\'re not getting some blame in this case.Yoga pants are like a classic version of leggings (if possible ).The bottom of the legs usually protrude to make them look more like ordinary pants.The fabric is usually thicker, so the top of the leg looks a little better than the leggings.But let\'s not forget...The fabric is still elastic.Yoga pants are also very loose.For this reason, I blame you for yoga pants.
I know that yoga pants are used for yoga.I need to be honest with you...I see a lot of people wearing yoga pants, but I hardly know anyone doing yoga.Let\'s not delude ourselves. why do people wear yoga pants.
EAT FOOD!
Try to wear a long shirt and take off the black yoga pants as a dress at work.
As you can see, there is no place in this list listed as \"yoga\" for the event \".I have at least 5 yoga pants, though.I highly recommend them.
Have the best yoga pants as not only can my big ass squeeze to medium size (thanks for the compliment/dishonest size) but also make my thighs look really thin.Thank you, New York company, thank you for your coupon because I can\'t afford pants otherwise.
Now is the time for us to ask ourselves some difficulties.
Do the elastic pants make me fat?
Will leggings, yoga pants and casual pants ruin my life?
Should I really do yoga while wearing yoga pants?
These issues are bothering me (well, not really, but it sounds very impressive ).
That doesn\'t mean you should take their challenge.When those leggings keep your legs comfortable and baked, it\'s easy to let yourself go in the cold months, but at some point the shorts have to come out.That day, when you can\'t get your shorts through your thighs, maybe it\'s when you realize it...just maybe...Those leggings make you fat.
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